A Flooded Rainforest and the Wild West

Recently, the rainforest has been getting rather flooded. In fact, the water level got so high that my computer was destroyed so I could not write before (my camera was not destroyed because it was in a plastic bag). The water level just kept on rising, and rising until I found some high ground. I was almost drowned when I heard a giant cracking sound.

Suddenly the water all started flowing away to a certain area. When the water went down I found myself in the top of a fifty-foot tree! Once I had managed to get myself and the cart on the ground I found a man next to a broken dam.

He yelled at me to go away and muttered something about water having no business breaking his dam. I headed for the other side of the dam and found it to be a desert. Since I had never adventured in the desert before I decided to try it. Before long I found a town, and a blacksmith named Brown, who fixed my computer. I asked if could take a picture with him, but he said, "No! You cannot do that under any circumstances!" He went on to explain that doing so could conceivably destroy the space-time continuum. However, he did let me take a picture posing next to his "mighty anvil", as I called it.